JACK DUNCAN: Unplugged

So, here I am relaxing in my new Big Red Chair, watching my Baby MacDonald video, and my silly Mom starts with the picture taking again.



Now, I know that I am not supposed to know about this chair since it's a birthday present from my Granny Ma - that's my Mommy's grandma - but my Mommy has no patience and couldn't wait to let me sit in it. So anyway, as I was saying...I was so comfortable and then she just starts flashing away.

Unfortunately, I can't really talk yet, but I tried to communicate my feelings to her in other, more subtle ways. Don't you think this look just screams, "Honestly, woman! Put that thing away!"?



Well, I thought it worked, so I got even more comfortable. I've seen my Grandpa sitting like this before, (or was it Al Bundy?) and he looked pretty relaxed, so I thought I'd try it.



Well, Mommy must've thought I looked pretty cute, so here she comes again with that camera. I figured I might as well give her what she wanted, so I played along for a bit.



After a while, though, my video got really interesting. I mean, the cows & pigs were square dancing! I decided another "look" was in order. So, I tried this one.



I think this time she got the hint. Bless her heart, I know she means well, and I'm sure some day I'll thank her for documenting my life like this, but sometimes a guy's just gotta decompress. You know what I mean?