Howdy, Pardner!

Name's Duncan. Jack Duncan. I'm the sheriff 'round these here parts. I know I look happy, but you better believe I mean business. I don't want you scoundrels causin' any trouble, ya got that? I ain't got no mercy for lawbreakers.

What'd you say? You don't believe me? You think I look soft? Well, you got another thing comin' mister.




Can't you see I ain't scared of you? I'm the fastest draw in 4 counties, so don't tempt me. Yer one step away from eatin' lead, sonny. Why, heck...I'm already smirkin'.